a sincere letter from one sissy to another

dear sissy (aka sevilla lopatka),

please stop stealing my toys.  more than that, please stop taking them to your "lair," (aka under the couch).  I plead with you every single day.  I kick my feet and talk in gremlin (or toddler) to you.  i sincerely love you and would like to propose a deal.  if you stop stealing my toys and taking them under the couch, i will stop pulling your mustache/beard.... (ok fine!  i'll try my best to stop.)

love always,

your sissy, gigi lopatka

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